Evolution of a 90's child.
Over 20 with a trickle of insomnia, an inability to socially function correctly and an addiction to make-up.

"some people say that its not looks that makes someone beautiful, but theyre personality, then why am I not size zero with the perfect hourglass figure?"

Bing translations @_@

超屌的新年,祝大家2012龍騰虎躍、新年快樂!回家團圓吃年夜 飯囉!
Welcome to the year of the dragon 2012! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Translater to
Super new year of the male genital organ, 2012 cavort, and wish you a happy new year!
Go home and eat on new year’s Eve la reunion! Welcome to the year of the dragon 2012! HAPPY NEW YEAR! (Translated by Bing)
thanks bing for making me giggle~

OFG how i <3 Flower Boy Ramyun Shop, truly it brings happy tears to my eyes <3

(Source: neknekmo)

kyuclam:

Kyuhyun, the SNSD fanboy.

I love how the other are like “yeah high-five!” 

kyuclam:

Um.

(Source: therancho0903)

A plan to get Moo Kyul out of trouble from the police 

Ahhhh~ Mary stayed out all night. you make me want to watch it again on repeat

APPARENTLY TALES OF THE ABYSS ANIME WAS RELEASED IN CANADA

enyaron:

cannot-be-handred:

hanapondesu:

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

CASUALLY FLIES TO CANADA

DO FUCKIN WANT.

you shittin’ me? 

when i fist saw this i thought they had false nails stuck on their fingertips O_O

when i fist saw this i thought they had false nails stuck on their fingertips O_O

Me Like, but i want it in white with the ribbon&#8230; &gt;.&gt;

Me Like, but i want it in white with the ribbon… >.>

(Source: glittertomb)

hate

my laptop hates me enough to stop me from upoading gif’s i think i’ll go refuge to writing a gay ass story about ponies and unicorns and tentacles or something…. anything to take my mind off of the laptop hate

forevershiningshinee:

Pretty Taemin enjoying stage with Key - My First Kiss @ #SWCOSAKA 111124/25

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Taemin – My First Kiss @ #SWCOSAKA 111124/25  http://tmblr.co/ZGt9AyCXlI-K

enyaron:

youcutoffheads:

drdemented:

rosedai:

mateshit:

vantasbodypillow:

toast-a-saurus:

emma-the-insufferableprick:

godtier-gamzee:

godtech:

In your house, Dave Strider gives you a ridiculously cool bro fist, and then becomes your best friend.

[Did I rig this? Hell to the yes.]

ilu, friends-I-know-the-birthdays-of n______n

Flying on a dragon, Eridan Ampora bakes you a delicious looking poisionous cake, but takes it back, feeling bad.

That’s right bitch.

Feel bad.

Suddenly, Gamzee Makara entrusts you with the Queen’s Ring and then lights your house on fire.

Appearing out of nowhere, Doc Scratch asks to be your matesprit and ascends to Godtier badassery.

woah.

Charging into your room, Aradia Megido makes you do her homework and then flys away.

oh.

charging into your room, mom lalonde makes you do her homework and then starts to cry

aw baby :c

In your house, Andrew hussie pushes you off the edge of a cliff into the sea, then starts to cry


Oh………………. I hope he regrets his decision then

CHARGING INTO YOUR ROOM, LORD ENGLISH STABS YOU IN THE EYE AND THEN LIGHTS YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE. WHAT AN ASSHOLE

Flying in on a dragon, Dave Strider bakes you a delicious-looking poisonous cake and then forces you to eat mind honey.

why dave :(

Flying in on a Dragon, Karkat Vantas, Asks to be your mate spirt, like a boss 8D

Bursting through the window Torras Nitram asks to be your matespirt, and then passes out…

wow thanks….

tyrannosaurusderp:

salemvonnock:

tentacleteeth:

thisgirlgames:

If Assassin’s Creed’s protagonist was a female.

Shed stick out like a sore thumb and probably do more distracting than blending. “If Altair was a female pin up model” fixed

This.
BUT!
Still.. phwoar.

She’s hawt as…Rawr..
HOWEVER.It wouldnt work, with that little clothing, she couldnt run with boobs like that, not tied down anyway, also, yeah, she’d stick out a little bit. 

Unless you only used prostitutes to hide in&#8230;. constantly&#8230;. forever&#8230;. and you had an infinite supply of them, rather than just the four 

tyrannosaurusderp:

salemvonnock:

tentacleteeth:

thisgirlgames:

If Assassin’s Creed’s protagonist was a female.

Shed stick out like a sore thumb and probably do more distracting than blending. “If Altair was a female pin up model” fixed

This.

BUT!

Still.. phwoar.

She’s hawt as…Rawr..

HOWEVER.
It wouldnt work, with that little clothing, she couldnt run with boobs like that, not tied down anyway, also, yeah, she’d stick out a little bit. 

Unless you only used prostitutes to hide in…. constantly…. forever…. and you had an infinite supply of them, rather than just the four